12th Sep, 2022 Rugby

Rugby’s biggest wrong ‘un strikes again

Elton Jantjies has officially cemented his position as the game’s biggest wrong un’ – South Africa have sent their fly-half home after it emerged he was secretly knobbing the team dietician.

According to our sources in Mbombela, Elton and Zeenat Simjee (pictured above) snuck out of the team hotel and checked into their own place, where their loud shagging kept guests awake late into the night.

They racked up a £1300 bill buying champagne and candlelit dinners before doing a runner. Apparently some of the money went on flowers which were accompanied by a note where Jantjies professed his love to Simjee.

Elton, who is married with three kids, was already having a fairly wild 2022 – he was arrested on a plane in May after drunkenly banging on a toilet door until his fists bled as he screamed “come out ma darling” in Afrikaans at an Emirates stewardess who had locked herself inside.

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