16th Jul, 2021 Football

Banged a load of powder

They say crime doesn’t pay, but tell that to Charlie Perry. You may recognise him as the England fan with a flare up his bum and an ungodly amount of cocaine up his nose.

Now the 25-year-old roofer has trousered £11,000 in exchange for a tell-all interview with The Sun.

“I’d been on the piss since half eight in the morning and had had at least 20 cans of Strongbow,” he told the red top, adding that he also “banged a load of powder” throughout the day.

It turns out Perry, who always wears a £545 Luis Vuitton bucket hat, is a veteran “gibber” – someone who breaks into stadiums without a ticket.

He snuck in at Wembley by bribing a fan £150 to let him “tailgate” them through the turnstiles, and then handed another £100 to a steward to smooth his entry.

In conclusion, he told the paper: “There were no rules that day. All I know is that I loved it all. I was off my face and I loved every minute. My mates and I had one of the best six weeks of our lives. See you in Qatar.”

They’re going to love him over there!

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