Let’s try and beat the traffic babe
Lionel Messi may be a godlike genius with a beautiful family and unlimited cash, but he has the dance moves of a chartered accountant pretending to enjoy himself at some club his girlfriend dragged him to.
The PSG striker was back in Argentina over Christmas and took in a little bit of live music with wife Antonela.
And though he was smiling, we can’t shake the suspicion Leo spent most of the concert doing laps of the bar and toilets before returning for the odd ballad, hugging his wife from behind and swaying slowly while stealing surreptitious glances at his watch and elbowing anyone who danced too close to them.
