Erling Haaland is shopping in Sainsbury’s like a lowly civilian
Erling Haaland might be trousering £2,000 an hour from Man City, but he knows a bargain when he sees one.
The Norwegian striker headed to a big Sainsbury’s this week to stock up his Manchester digs like a fresher milking the parents for one last shop.
We’d always assumed he lived off creatine and lamb’s blood, but it was a fairly normal looking trolley: pedal bins, glassware, a big ol’ bottle of ketchup and a year’s supply of Malden sea salt.
Not pictured: large box of condoms, £1 pack of disgusting wafer ham, 12 frozen pizzas, Trainspotting poster, 10 pack of Richmond Superkings, paracetamol, 100 canisters of Mr Creamy laughing gas, Babybels and some Robinson’s fruit squash which he’ll later mix with Glen’s Vodka in a huge Sports Direct mug.
Anyway, good on him. Although for sheer domestic misery, it doesn’t beat Bruno Fernandes and his wife’s iconic trip to Tesco.
