Turns out Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen absolutely despise each other
“Michael Jordan and I aren’t close and never have been,” confesses Scotty Pippen in his new memoir.
The famously stingy Chicago Bull is cheesed off at his “insulting and condescending” portrayal as a sidekick in The Last Dance, the hit Netflix documentary Jordan co-produced, and which netted him $8 million.
But don’t feel too sorry for Scottie. Pippen is widely rumoured to have an absolute howitzer of a penis, easily dwarfing Jordan in the showers.
According to one source who saw him naked in the locker room, “His monster peeked out about 2-3 inches from his knee sitting down.”
Jordan was said to be extremely jealous of the rumours, and of his teammate’s success with women.
According to former Bulls coach Johnny Bach: “That killed Michael. You should have seen the girls Pippen had waiting for him everywhere he went.
“Whenever the Bulls were in LA, Madonna would pick up Scottie in a limo complete with a hot tub.”
An indignant Jordan would corner the Queen of Pop at parties and protest that he could satisfy her better than Pippen. To which she replied: “Not a chance.”
