Bog off: Aussie stars in trouble for knobbing in the loo
As Australia wages its war on freedom, the country’s sports stars are once again in the soup.
The latest offence? Two NRL players were caught getting off in a restaurant loo, and may now lose their jobs.
Adam Elliot and Millie Boyle snuck off for a smooch during a party at a Gold Coast restaurant, but staff spotted them in the men’s loos and kicked them out.
Not much of a crime, but Elliot’s club have suspended him for the rest of the season and the Orwellian-sounding NRL Integrity Unit is investigating. There’s talk of him losing his contract entirely.
Although in the interests of balance, we should acknowledge that Elliot is something of a wrong ‘un.
Earlier this season he agreed to have counselling after a teammate walked in on Elliot knobbing his fiancee.
And in 2018, he pleaded guilty to indecent exposure after stripping naked on a balcony during an end of season celebration.
