Category Archives: Aussie Rules

8th Sep, 2022 Aussie Rules

Deny, deny, deny

Besides his penchant for scrapping with police and knobbing his teammates’ wives, AFL legend Wayne Carey loves nothing more than a bit of nose powder on the sly.

Back in 2012, he walked into a prison with traces of cocaine all over his clothes, leading him to lament: ‘‘I would wee in a cup now, I would’ve weed in a cup yesterday. [I] was never offered to wee in a cup and was never offered to do a strip search.”

Well, old Wazza might finally get to have that wee after all, because he’s in the soup again. The crime this time: accidentally dropping a bag of white powder and some bank notes on the blackjack table at a Perth casino.

The Channel Nine pundit quickly stuffed them back in his pocket and snuck off, but staff booted him out of the casino.

Needless to say, Wayne has an “I slipped, fell and landed arse-first on the ketchup bottle”-style excuse, claiming the bag actually contained “crushed up anti-inflammatory drugs”.

Incidentally, here’s an extract from Carey‘s 2009 autobiography:

I’d always been told and taught to deny, deny, deny, unless you have been caught red-handed.

And even if you have been caught red-handed you still deny, deny, deny.

16th Jun, 2022 Aussie Rules

Yet another Aussie Rules cocaine scandal

Scandal Down Under, where a video has surfaced of AFL star Bailey Smith greedily wolfing down some coke on the sticky dancefloor of a Gold Coast nightclub.

In the clip, a girl repeatedly demands a straw to snort the powder, but Bailey just does it off the back of his hand. Respect that – probably how they do it in the Bush.

He might have got away with it too, if it hadn’t been for these photos he sent, which ended up in the press.

Fairly damning, although frankly one look at the bloke’s mullet/moustache combo should tell you here’s a gearhead through and through.