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9th Aug, 2021 Olympics

Thirst place

As much as we’ve enjoyed two weeks of “Olympic spirit” and sportsmanship, we were starting to crave something a little bit more red-blooded.

So hats off to Morhad Amdouni, who resorted to extreme cruelty to gain an edge in the marathon.

The Frenchman knocked down an entire row of water bottles, preventing his rivals from getting a vital drink in the 27 degree heat.

He ended up finishing 17th but he gets the gold medal for pettiness.