Check out the howitzer on Saudi golf chief Greg Norman
It’s been a rocky start for the breakaway Saudi golf league, which is losing big names faster than Evgeny Lebedev’s summer party. But for the tournament’s CEO Greg Norman, all this negative publicity is just a great chance to talk about himself.
The former world number one turned a recent interview into a guided tour of his Florida mansion, where viewers could admire a 1.5x size bronze bust of the man himself.
Fairly narcissistic, but very much par for the course with Greg, who describes himself as a “living brand” and once said after 18 holes, “I was in awe of myself out there.”
And then there’s the competition he held two years ago, asking his fans to write 1000 word essays on why they loved him so much.
Sadly the bust isn’t a full statue, meaning the wait goes on to confirm whether Norman‘s schlong really is the absolute howitzer it appeared to be in the Instagram thirst trap he posted last year.
