Do ya think i’m slurry?
They may have cocked up the Champions League draw, but nothing will beat the time Rod Stewart turned up hammered to the Scottish FA Cup draw.
The scene opens with the giggling singer grabbing the arse of dour Scottish FA President Alan McRae, who desperately tries to keep a lid on things.
Rod then theatrically dips his hand into the pot for each draw, which he later explained was an impersonation of comedian Rod Hull and his emu puppet.
Plenty more to enjoy in the full clip, including a cheer for Celtic, a second arse grab, and the constant feeling he might just piss himself and keel over.