Everybody needs good Neymars
Regular readers know we are absolutely fascinated by Neymar’s family life, which throws up the kind of drama which would embarrass a meth smoking soap opera character.
Before we dive in to the latest, here’s a quick recap.
Previously on Neymar’s Feral Family:
- Neymar introduced his 52-year-old mum Nadine to his 24-year-old friend, Tiago, a “model and internet gamer” and they started dating.
- The pair broke up when it emerged Tiago had a string of gay relationships, including with Neymar’s chef. We also strongly suspect he’s in love with Neymar, but have no proof other than some gushing Instagram posts.
- Nadine and Tiago then got back together, before breaking up again after he was hospitalised with glass in his arm following a “domestic incident”.
- Last week, after six months apart, Nadine decided to give her toyboy a third chance, and the star-crossed duo flew out to Cancun, Mexico for a five star break.
But there was still time for one last twist, which duly arrived when their romantic meal was interrupted by three men bursting into the restaurant and stabbing Tiago.
The troubled toyboy posted an Instagram video after the attack, showing his face and neck covered in blood.
He told his followers: “I almost died for something I didn’t do…I don’t know what happened.
“This is not going to stay the way it is. I have the number of the person who did this and I am going to return to Mexico.”
