‘Falsies?’ Michael Owen’s typically arrogant yet boring sexting scandal
The Daily Mirror has given Michael Owen an absolute shafting by publishing some ‘filthy’ messages he sent to a former Big Brother housemate.
As with everything Owen does, his messages are so boring, they’re actually quite fascinating.
A few lowlights:
- Asks her to send through 20 topless pics so he can “judge” if they are suitable for putting on social media.
- Gets impatient and texts: “Come on then, fire them through. It’s a long boring trip to London so I need something to do… leave nothing to the imagination.”
- Replies “tremendous by the way.” when he finally gets to see the goods.
- Questions whether her boobs are “falsies“.
This is probably our favourite line:
When asked what intrigued him about her, Owen replied: ‘Your past. Your present. Your posts with your tits out.’
