Leaked: Steven Gerrard’s list of fines for his Aston Villa squad’s bad behaviour
It’s often said footballers live a childlike existence, and here’s further proof: a leaked list of the fines for Aston Villa’s squad next season.
Particularly enjoyed the punishment to deal with snus – those little bags of tobacco that go in your mouth.
Didn’t realise it was so popular in football but it makes sense – it’s a nicotine hit without filling your lungs with smoke.
If you’re wondering about the “cakes on birthday” rule – the birthday boy is expected to bring in cake for all his teammates. Which possibly explains the size of John McGinn’s arse.
Finally, can someone shed some light on why they have to wear flip flops in the shower? Is that to prevent athlete’s foot?
