My life, my menstruation: John Carew’s tattoo disaster
Boris Becker isn’t the only fan favourite in trouble with the law – former Aston Villa striker John Carew is facing six years in the slammer over tax fraud.
Tough break, although still not the most unfortunate thing that’s happened to the Norwegian target man.
That accolade belongs to the tattoo on his neck, which was meant to spell out “my life, my rules” in French.
Sadly a minor typo means the tattoo actually reads: “my life, my menstruation”.
Still, it’ll make a good icebreaker if he ends up in the joint.
