Poch Nosh
If you don’t know who Salt Bae is, he’s a bloke who sprinkles salt in a vaguely amusing way, and has somehow turned that gag into a £50 million restaurant empire.
The Turkish chef – who we’re still hoping is actually a Sacha Baron Cohen character – recently opened a London outpost, where he serves £1500 steaks covered in edible gold leaf.
Naturally this soulless business lounge is a magnet for footballers like Wayne Rooney, David Beckham and, it turns out, former Spurs gaffer Mauricio Pochettino, who popped in the other day.
The Argentine – among the favourites for the Man United job – was filmed spunking ungodly sums of cash on overpriced, incoherent dross. He’ll fit right in at Old Trafford.
