Previously on Neymar’s Feral Family
It’s been a while since we checked in on Neymar‘s chaotic personal life, and we can confirm it’s still worthy of a soap opera.
You will of course recall Tiago Ramos (above, right), who dated the Brazil striker’s mother until it emerged he was bisexual. Soon after, he was taken to hospital after mysteriously “falling down the stairs” during an argument with Neymar.
Around the same time, Neymar was recorded joking about shoving a broom up Tiago’s arse and calling for homosexuals to be “impaled alive”, which to be honest is the kind of stuff a closeted gay psychopath would say.
Anyway, following the bloodshed, a campaigner called Agripino Magalhães called on the police to arrest the PSG striker and investigate.
Grippers has now popped up with a lawsuit, accusing Neymar‘s pals of beating him up and robbing him after he turned down a $350,000 bribe to drop the complaint. He says he “only wasn’t killed because the gun didn’t go off”.
He’s now in hiding and is still receiving death threats, including (he says) from Neymar‘s lawyer. All suitably terrifying.
This is absolutely not an invitation to Neymar‘s terrifying mates, but gun to your head question: do you think Neymar shagged this Tiago guy and is now trying to cover it up?
