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Back to the future for Barcelona, who have re-signed club legend Dani Alves at the ripe old age of 38.
And Alves took that theme a little too seriously at his grand unveiling, arriving in a pair of sunglasses from the year 3021.
He completed the crypto billionaire look with a red velvet blazer and some flip flops.