That’ll teach ya
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The recent wave of pitch invasions was kind of charming at first. Like reliving football in the 80s, but without the constant threat of leaving with two black eyes and a Chelsea smile.
But it’s getting boring now. Personally we’d like to see a player absolutely Roy Keane one of these Tik Tok punks. Just fly in from behind, and scythe them down with a studs up, two footed shitwhistler of a foul.
So hats off to Chelsea’s Sam Kerr for getting things started – the Australian dealt with a cocky young lad by shoulder barging him to the ground. The ref showed her a yellow for it, which is ridiculous.
Good hit though. Reminiscent of big Andy Symonds taking out a streaker at the Gabba in 2018.
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