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America is finally embracing football, and that’s fantastic. But it can be a little grating when they refer to penalties as “PKs” or start a tame rendition of “Let’s go Kansas, Let’s Go”.
And now the worst custom in all of American sport has invaded football: the live television proposal.
https://twitter.com/MLS/status/1411509300648988672
Following his side’s draw with San Jose Earthquakes, Minnesota United’s Hassani Dotson popped the question to his girlfriend in front of a packed stadium. And reader, she said yes.
Why would you want 40,000 people and an ESPN cameraman in attendance for such a personal moment? Is it so she can’t say no?