We ❤️ MCR
As Ole Gunnar Solskajer prepares for the glue factory, Man United are trying to lure Zinedine Zidane away from his sabbatical in Madrid.
And while Zizou is tempted, The Upshot understands his wife Veronique is less keen on moving to Manchester – the former model is apparently reluctant to swap tapas and sunshine for the Curry Mile and 150 days of rain a year.
Perhaps she’s been talking to Angel Di Maria’s wife Jorgelina, who reflected on her time in the city: “The people are weird, the food is disgusting, it was a shithole.” But apart from that, she loved it!
Jorgelina also branded northern women “skinny and weird”, which is a bit rich considering her husband looks like this: