Your quarterly reminder that Novak Djokovic is completely mental
At this point you’re probably wondering why Djokovic doesn’t just get the sodding vaccine.
A reminder then, of all the voodoo shit he’s into:
- Djoko says his career was “defined” by the day a doctor (presumably a witch doctor) pressed a slice of white bread into his stomach to diagnose him as gluten intolerant.
- Believes in telepathy and telekinesis (the ability to move physical matter with your brain).
- Opposes surgery and cried for three days in 2018 because he had “failed himself” by having elbow surgery instead of healing himself with natural medicine. He split with coach Andre Agassi over the issue.
- Once promoted the idea that positive thoughts could purify dirty water and make it drinkable.
And let’s not forget the fact he sets a place at the dinner table for his dog…
