Tell you what would be good preparation for the fight, Kell: a quick game of soggy biscuit. No, honestly, Muhammad Ali did it all the time
It’s Battle of the Utter, Utter Morons on Saturday night as Amir Khan and Kell Brook face off in Manchester.
The pre-fight trash talk has been atrocious, and quite homophobic. But there’s been plenty of entertainment courtesy of Brook’s trainer Dominic Ingle, who has real “just left the Marines and came to Ayia Napa on my own” energy.
In a recent promo video, Ingle persuaded Brook to wring out the sweat from his training vest into a pint glass so he could “sell it on eBay”.
Clearly, he had no plans to sell the glass of horrible, cloudy brine, and he eagerly waited for someone to suggest he drink it.
When the encouragement finally came, Dom greedily knocked it back and gargled, before letting out a satisfied “ahhh”.
Can’t shake the feeling he’d been planning to drink Brook’s sweat for a while, if he could just get hold of some.