Dad, you’re drunk, go home
We generally ignore novelty fights between overly caffeinated reality TV morons, which is why we’ve never mentioned Logan and Jake Paul.
The tedious brothers have branched out of YouTube “pranks” into boxing, and next month Jake Paul takes on Tyson Fury’s brother Tommy, who you might remember from Love Island.
But we’ll make an exception to the rule to tell you about John Fury, the delightful father of Tyson and Tommy.
Fury Sr won’t be in Florida for his son’s fight – he’s banned from America due to a slight misunderstanding which led him to gouge a man’s eye out and serve a four stretch in the slammer.
But he’s leading the charge on the home front, popping up in Tommy’s press conferences to taunt his son’s rival.
He was at it again this week, working himself into such a frenzy that he eventually told Paul: “You know when Tommy knocks you out he’s going to bend your girlfriend over and do her like a dog, in front of you.”
Charming. Even his sons were mortified:
